Sunday Snack Box

Sunday Snackbox 24 -20/11/16

It’s too easy to say yes when the barstaff ask if you want cashback. Hello.

I didn’t do that last night, but some of you might have. It’s okay, just remember that your impulsive spending keeps things ticking over. I may splurge on a bobble hat from Emerald Surfwear this week. No cashback, thanks.

You  might have seen that I’m writing a book. People keep asking, so I’ll tell you that it’s like a Korean Vendetta movie set in the West Of Ireland and directed by Tarantino. That’s just a list of influences. The story is about two crooks who go on a rampage against their boss on Halloween night. As of now, the working title is “PROJECT SAFEHOUSE.” This naming scheme is a trick I stole from Warren Ellis. Follow his email newsletter to equalise my Karma.

This is Sunday Snackbox, a weekly ping on the radar of existential horror. Stomach feeling terrible? Skin crawling? No money? Headache? It’s okay. Some people feel like that every day. I don’t know how much we can do for them, but we can look after ourselves. Here’s a recipe, some reading material, something to watch, and a playlist I made you.  Aren’t you lucky.

ONWARD!

COOK THIS:

Smoked Salmon and Pea Frittata – Five ingredients. Easy stuff.

READ THIS:

Priests are sad. They’re just like us, now. (irishtimes.com)

How to get over social anxiety – A repackaging of “Face Your Fears,” but good. (nymag.com)

Tengu: The Japanese Demon that’s basically a mini-god. – Tofugu.com

WATCH THIS:

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen – The Internet went mad at this a while ago, but I only recently found it, so watch it again. It’s mental.

LISTEN THIS:

 

LASTLY:

The National Poetry Slam Final is on December 8th. That’s two days before my birthday.
More importantly, my excellent friend Dave Rock and I are representing the entire Province of Connacht at the thing. If you can come at all, please do. I’ll be sending out details about a bus for us all. It’s on a Thursday night, but it’s a big one. We’d all love to see as many heads heads there as possible.

That’s that. Until next week.

Nick

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Sunday Snackbox 20 -25/9/16

It’s a stay-inside-watching-pirated-movies -on-the-couch day. I had intended on doing something crazy this Sunday, possibly involving real fried chicken, but then I looked outside.

Hello.

Did you go out last night? It’s okay if you did. It’s good, actually. Support jobs; buy drinks.

You support them and I support you. This is Sunday Snackbox (in case you didn’t know), a gesture of goodwill to my hungover selves, both past and future. Yours too.

There’s a recipe, reading material, and a specially made playlist. Enjoy.

ONWARDS!

COOK THIS

Chorizo Beans on Toast

READ THIS

5 Insane things about StarCraft the Pro Sport 

LISTEN THIS

If you got this far, well done.

Also, I didn’t get to march yesterday, but, solidarity –

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Now for ya.

Seems like yesterday went pretty damn well. 

Now go. Live your lives.

Remember to be kind to yourself and others.

(Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.)

Nick

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Sunday Snack Box

Sunday Snackbox 19 -18/9/16

Halloween is coming. So is winter. I’m fighting an ear infection. Hello.

It’s Sunday and this is Sunday Snackbox, my  way of echo-locating on the ‘net.

I have reading material, a recipe and a playlist to get you through today. I believe in you.

ONWARD!

COOK THIS

Chicken Noodle Soup

READ THIS

Go Watch Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm.

(I wrote this, incidentally.)

LISTEN THIS

 

Lastly, it was Culture Night two days ago.

I performed poetry and sold some books.

To my right stood Cryptic Mystic, a loop-station druid.

Check out his stuff on soundcloud.

EP within two years is my prediction.

Don’t hold me to that.

That’s it and that’s all.

 

Try to be your own friend. It helps.

Nick

 

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Sunday Snackbox 18 – 11/9/16

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I mean, you wont.

Welcome to Sunday Snackbox 18. Eighteen. This is one of the most consistent things I’ve ever done. Voluntarily, like. If you’re reading this you’re in a very small but very inclusive club. Two Snackboxes from now, I’m going to do something special. Watch this space.

This is Sunday Snackbox. As you may know, it’s a little thing I began a while back to comfort the self-afflicted. Many of you get The Fear on Sundays. This is to help that. It includes a playlist I made for you, something easy to make for yourself, and something to read while you eat. You’re not alone. (Not always, anyway.)

ONWARD!

COOK THIS

CLASSIC BREAKFAST SANDWICH

READ THIS

CLASSIC BAD COMIC BOOK ART

LISTEN THIS

Right, that’s that.

Also, if you’re at a loss

this Friday September 16th,

myself and a few others are putting on a show for you.

Check out the event details here.

Right. That’s it.

Go forth. (Come on Friday.)

Nick

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Sunday Snackbox 17 – 2/8/16

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Is this you? If so, you’re in the right place. Hello.

This is Sunday Snackbox, a present of presence to the hungover and existentially challenged. This is the seventeenth week of SDSB. I’ll have to give away a prize for the twentieth or something.

The way this normally works is you get given a playlist I made for you, a simple recipe to restore organ function, and a think-piece from the internet to chew through as you munch. This is a normal one.

ONWARD!

COOK THIS

Quesadillas “Benedict”. (Very Easy, I promise.)

READ THIS

“How Netflix Reverse-Engineered Hollywood”

LISTEN THIS

That’s it. Another week.

Remember, you have to look after yourself first.

Lots of fluids and emotional boundaries.

Sounds like an ideal relationship to me.

Nick

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Sunday Snackbox 15 – 14/8/16

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It’s Sunday. Syrian refugees created an app to help navigate German bureaucracy and Tipperary won the hurling. Tomorrow is supposed to be sunny. Hello.

I was in Berlin last week. I am not in Berlin this week.

This is Sunday Snackbox, a little digital passing-wave to the hungover and existentially challenged. You have to hook up some kind of speaker and should probably buy some ingredients, but otherwise, leave the rest up to me.

ONWARDS!

READ THIS (I wrote it)

Why you should go play Deus Ex (again) 

COOK THIS

Vegan Quesadillas

LISTEN THIS

ALSO LISTEN THIS

TEN TON SLUG (THEYRE GOOD PEOPLE)

WATCH THIS

KEANU TRAINING FOR JOHN WICK 2

Rightthatsitsbye.

Talk Soon,

Nick

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Sunday Snackbox 13 – 31/7/16

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July is over already. Days are getting shorter. Some of you are on a rollover.

Hello.

Turkey seems like a horrifying place at the moment but Star Trek Beyond is enjoyable.

This is Sunday Snackbox, a weekly delivery of curated internets for the hungover.

There’s stuff to cook, read, look at and listen to. It’s a bank holiday Monday. That matters.

ONWARD!

COOK THIS

Microwave Chocolate Brownie in a Mug

READ THIS

Almost Everyone Who Is Single Is Single For The Same Reasons

LISTEN THIS

WATCH THIS

How Do You Know That You Are A Higher Order Of Being Than A Potato?

That’s it. That’s that.

Remember that sometimes it’s okay to just get through a day.

Especially Mondays.

Nick

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Sunday Snackbox 12 -24/7/16

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You thought I forgot about you, didn’t you?

No such luck.

This is (still) Sunday Snackbox, a little gift from me to whoever went drinking last night.

Normally it goes out in the morning, but this week I wanted to show you something –

you’re stronger than you know. Probably.

There’s an hour (or so) of this sacred day of rest left. Enjoy it.

ONWARD!

READ THIS

The Coddling of the American Mind (The Atlantic)

COOK THIS

HAHA MICROWAVED EGGS

LISTEN THIS

WATCH THIS

Baby Yerin

Consistent transmission for three months now.

God help you.

Remember it’s okay to have a lazy day every once in a while.

Learn when to rest, not to quit.

Nick

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Sunday Snackbox 11 – 10/7/16

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Happy Sunday. Happy Sunday?

What’s going on the world? Poor France is having a very difficult time lately. Western politics is going insane, and we’re all Pokemon trainers now. Is it all orchestrated? Is Pokemon Go a massive psy-ops experiment in social control?

If so, do you think it’s going well?

Today is meant to be a day of rest, and Snackbox is meant to be comforting. If you went drinking last night and the terror of existence is on you, remember that someone hooked-up with an Ex last night. If you hooked up with an ex last night, remember, everyone who has ever lived is dead, everyone who will ever live will die, and our glorious, life-giving sun will eventually implode, finishing off whatever’s left.

There’s no need to worry, is what I’m saying.

This is Sunday Snackbox, a weekly gesture of goodwill to the fragile and newly-penniless. Here’s a recipe, reading material, something to listen to, and a thing to watch.

Should keep the fear away.

(But Death comes for us all.)

ONWARD!

COOK THIS Creamy Scrambled Eggs and Bacon

READ THIS The Ass and The Load of Salt

LISTEN THIS

WATCH THIS Adorable Korean Toddler Hating Mornings

Remember to take a step back from the bombastic.

Nick

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Sunday Snackbox 10 -10/7/16

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Good Afternoon, It’s that time – Yet another Sunday.

No headcold today and no bodysads. Mostly.

Sunday Snackbox has been running for ten weeks now. It’s a little digital gift for the hungover and horrified. There’s a recipe, a playlist and something to read. Sometimes there’s something to watch. Here’s to another ten, I suppose.

ONWARD!

COOK THIS

Vegetable Fritatta

READ THIS

Perry Bible Fellowship

LISTEN THIS

WATCH THIS

That’s it.

Watch out for intellectual stealth bombers.

See you next week.

Nick

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